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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、有一个鸡蛋,在大街上走着走着,倒了,于是它变成了导弹。
2、小狗棒棒种了一颗草莓和芒果,后来发现草莓长的好慢,棒棒就说:莓你不行啊,莓你不行啊,你听到了吗,没你不行。
3、许仙给白娘子买了一顶帽子,结果白娘子带上之后就不能动了,原来那是一顶压蛇帽。

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