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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、夜深了,夫妇两早已入睡。妻子突然做了个梦,她惊慌地推醒丈夫:“你快走,我丈夫回来了!”丈夫大吃一惊,说道:“真倒霉,我这就走!”说完就跳上了窗户……
2、老婆今天对我说,要把长发剪去,留个短发,当时我就拒绝了我说,只有看到你的长发,我才觉得我娶得是个女的!
3、“儿子问父亲结婚是什么感受,父亲说就是把你手机里所有的音乐都删掉,只留下最喜欢的一首,然后无限循环,由喜欢到厌倦再到习惯。”

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