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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.宿舍里的同志们来自五湖四海,说话时就免不了鸡同鸭讲.  一日,某东北和一甘肃男生去买方便面, 东北自言自语道:'整个啥味的呢?葱香牛肉的吧!'一旁甘肃男生好奇地问:'什么叫' 整'啊 ?'东北答:'吃呗,就是吃的意思.'傍晚,我们三人去卫生间,下水道堵了,导致里面 .东北男生一看,大怒:'这可咋整啊!?'
  话音未落,一旁的甘肃面如土色,干呕不止.......
2.昨天一个人问我,问南京市长是不是叫江大桥,我说不是。  他说那我坐火车在南京过江的时候怎么看到一个广告牌上写著:南京市长江大桥欢迎您!
3.一对男女朋友,一次女朋友出了车祸,在医院抢救的时候失血过多,急需输血,男朋友的血型正好与她一样,于是男朋友就给女朋友输了血.过了一年,两个人分手了,分手的时候,男朋友说,你的身体里还流着我的血,想要离开我就把血还给我,女朋友说,好啊,我会还你的,你每个月定期来拿吧.

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