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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.男:我们分手吧。 女:为什么? 男:我们爱好不同. 女:我们不是爱好相同么?男:我喜欢女的,但你喜欢男的. 女:......



2.前几天开车,在一红灯处停下,排第一。停车的时候,不知道脑子里在想什么,突然就挂档,起步,华华丽丽的闯了个红灯。这也算了,我看了下后视镜,发觉后面3,4辆车子跟着我一起闯了...当那几个司机们超我车的时候,那怨恨的眼神我现在还记得。


3.我的梦想是有一天一大群大学妹子排着队求我,对我毕恭毕敬,她们要的都在我掌控之中。后来我的梦想终于实现了,我成为了食堂打饭的大叔。

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