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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、最后一节课,老师让学生讲课。然后一男生讲课趁机用多媒体PPT向一女生表白。坑爹的是那女生没来上课,你以为这是结果?更坑的是老师来了句:“那位女同学呢,站出来表示下!”然后那女同学就被记旷课了……
2、刚才听到一男同学说以后找老婆一定不找我们这个城市的要不吵架了还能回娘家他旁边一女生说你干脆找个西藏的吵架了坐车回家坐到一半就消气了。
3、儿子:“妈,你说傻瓜和傻子哪个更傻?”妈妈:“当然是傻瓜。”“为什么?”“你想呀,傻瓜是——瓜,傻子是——子,籽在瓜里面呀。

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