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假如我有外遇的话

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假如我有外遇的话

妻子和丈夫鱼欢之后,开始讨论外遇的问题,丈夫突然问妻子道:“假如有一天我不幸有了外遇,亲爱的,你会怎么处理呢?”

“我绝不会饶恕你的!”妻子坚决地回答。接着他反问丈夫:“假如我有外遇的话,你会怎样对待呢?”

丈夫沉思了一下说:“这是人性的弱点,我想我会原谅你的,不计较一切!”他才说完就听到妻字兴奋地对床下叫道:“出来吧!他不会计较的。”

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这妻子强啊,奸夫躲在床上,他还能跟丈夫鱼欢!

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