打印

[短篇] 笑话三则

0

笑话三则

1.放假和一群高中小孩打扑克,一高一小孩输了, 按我们事先规定,他回家后很认真地问他妈妈:“妈,我是不是猪生的呀?”他妈拿擀面杖追了他一天……
 2.一个地方春运的火车票有多难买,那个地方的处女就有多难求!
 3.一位张先生离开了公司人事部,有一天去酒吧,调酒师说:张先生,听说您最近不干人事啦?!张先生听了大慌,调酒师忙改口,听说您不在人事啦?!
本帖最近评分记录
  • 观海听涛 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2020-4-1 15:37

TOP

当前时区 GMT+8, 现在时间是 2024-9-13 14:55

Fatal error: Uncaught RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(287): dRedis::pipeExec() #2 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/global.func.php(490): dstatistics() #3 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_footer.tpl.php(41): output() #4 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_viewthread.tpl.php(559): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #5 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/viewthread.php(440): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #6 {main} Next RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php on line 35