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爷爷给秘书打电话

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爷爷给秘书打电话

老总对秘书说:这几天我带你去北京走走.你准备下.

秘书打电话给老公:这几天我要和老总去北京开会,你自己照顾自己.

老公给情人打电话:我老婆这几天要去北京出差,我们也出来玩吧.

情人给辅导功课的小男孩打电话:这几天不用上课,我有事情.

小男孩给爷爷打电话:爷爷,这几天老师有事,不用上课,你陪我玩吧

爷爷给秘书打电话:我这几天要陪孙子玩,不能去北京了.

秘书给老公打电话:这几天老总有急?我们不去北京开会了......

老公给情人打电话:这几天不能出来玩,我老婆不去北京了.

情人给辅导功课的小男孩电话:这几天继续正常上课.

小男孩给爷爷电话:爷爷,这几天还是要上课,我不能陪你玩了.

爷爷给秘书电话:这几天我还是带你去北京走走的.你准备下。
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这个笑话还是相当有逻辑性的,让人有想的空间,很好,支持一下~

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