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谁抱了我“老婆”

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谁抱了我“老婆”

厂办公室老冯近来和车间的小花打得火热,厂里上下传得沸沸扬扬。这天小花的丈夫老金突然跑到车间办公室拿钥匙,老金趁没人就从后腰抱了一下老婆,亲昵了一下。

  没想到这事被老王看到了,便赶紧退出来,这时正好老冯向他走过来,老王就说:“你的小花被一个人从后腰抱了一盘儿。”

  老冯说:“哪个敢大白天的抱我的‘老婆’,不得了了!”边说边朝车间办公室走去。待走进去一看是老金,便只好厚着脸皮说:“哦,是老金啊,来看你老婆?”

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随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的9个分
感谢楼主!支持! 感谢楼主!支持!

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这个笑话一般,纯支持了!

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那个叫老金的会有什么反应?

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什么意思,不太明白.

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随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的2个分
不太好笑啊!楼主在努力啊!

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