隋炀帝 发表于 2024-6-28 07:16   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.老婆兴致勃勃的在规划未来把小房间弄成儿子的卧室,我听着听着觉得哪里不对,“你是说,摆个三角钢琴,然后不就只剩下放床的位置了吗?”
“对埃”
“那以后带女朋友回家,岂不是根本没地方坐,只能坐床上?”
“对埃”
“……”

2.今天嘴贱问老婆:“老婆,要是有个男的很丑,但很有钱,你会要吗?”
老婆:“干吗不要,你这又穷又丑的我都要了。”

3.一对新人正在潜水结婚,前来参加婚礼的一个女子感叹道:“潜水真是最好的结婚方式啊! ”
她老公不解地问:“为什么?”
女人说:“这样可以提醒新人,从这一刻起,要学会忍气吞声。”
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