李聖傑 发表于 2024-5-27 08:25   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、明明看电视,在看到小鸡孵化的过程后,突然疑惑地问妈妈:“妈妈,你孵化我的时候,蛋壳会有多大啊?”
2、动物园里一小孩问妈妈:“为什么把蟒蛇困在大笼子里,又有那么多洞洞?”妈妈:“那是为了保证空气流通,同时又不会逃出来。”小孩:“万一它减肥了呢?”
3、今天送儿子上幼儿园,儿子看见新来的女老师,回过头来对我说:"妈妈,看来我不能和你结婚了。”然后,高兴地领着老师的手进屋了。
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