cf45H8 发表于 2023-7-2 21:22   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、节假日,爸妈希望你能多睡一会儿的的意思是早点睡,而不是晚点起。
2、十一放假去女友家,路上,我问:你爸喝酒吗?女友:他从来滴酒不沾。然后又问:你妈做饭要我帮忙吗?女友:她从来不做饭。这下我放心了。到了女友家后,发现女友真没骗我:女友父亲在厨房里忙得不亦乐乎。母亲非常能喝,频频给我敬酒。。。

3、国庆假期里,上学小的儿子叫了个女同学来家里玩。女孩问:“如果你中了500万会怎样?”儿子说:“我会叫爸爸再给我20万,凑够520万送给你。”
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