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短笑话三则

1、有次等公共汽车时,开过去一辆宝马,旁边一位高人对他身边的人说﹕"看,刚过去那辆就是IBM."


2、我一朋友在联通实习,一天,一老头走近来,劈头盖脸就来句"给我办张移动卡,好吧?"然后我那朋友头也不抬的就来句﹕"师傅,有人来砸场子!"


3、同事去见客户,可能是紧张,一开口便是﹕"刘先生你好,请问你贵姓啊?"汗啊~~~~~~

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